he shaved USA in his pubs
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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