is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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