I wish I could punch you in the face.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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