This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
