Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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