Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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