I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
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