I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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