No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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