you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Randomize
