I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I love how my cats smell like pot.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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