Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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