BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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