BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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