I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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