she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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