i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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