In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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