ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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