I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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