Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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