I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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