God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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