Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
My breasts were aching with rage.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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