I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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