But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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