it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
