It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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