It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
His nipple licking is glorious
Randomize
