just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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