I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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