People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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