Don't make out with my wife yet
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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