that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
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