I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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