Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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