we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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