Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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