do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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