It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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