The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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