he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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