when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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