On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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