I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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