did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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