I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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