There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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