Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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