If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
sex on a bike is impossible
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