I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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