my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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