i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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