She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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