I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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