I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
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